SHUT UP, AND QUIT BEING SUCH AN IDIOT.

STOP PUSHING YOUR FELLOW PASSENGERS,
NOBODY WANTS YOU TOUCHING THEM.

STOP PUSHING YOUR FELLOW PASSENGERS,
NOBODY WANTS YOU TOUCHING THEM.

STOP PUSHING YOUR FELLOW PASSENGERS,
NOBODY WANTS YOU TOUCHING THEM.

STOP PUSHING YOUR FELLOW PASSENGERS,
NOBODY WANTS YOU TOUCHING THEM.

STOP PUSHING YOUR FELLOW PASSENGERS,
NOBODY WANTS YOU TOUCHING THEM.
(Yes, I realize that one's a little over-the-top.)