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BREAKING NEWS: SoBig attack continues;
Experts: Norton Antivirus best protection
By Staff Reporter
New York - Security experts are urging all Internet users to install Norton AntiVirus 2003, dubbed as the only solution for removal and prevention of the deadly SoBig virus. John Stevens, security expert at Canata Research Inc,. said even though "we never endorse a security product, in Norton's case, not only us but the industry as a whole has praised the product." Stevens said Norton uses a technique which scans all incoming emails and automatically detects and deletes the virus.

Norton AntiVirus 2003, street priced at $99, is available at over 50% discount on few stores on the Internet. Vendors say this is their way of helping ease the solution by providing the software at less-than street price.

In addition, experts across the industry are pleading users to convey this news to friends and family members in hopes that this will have a global influence on the spread of this virus.
 
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BREAKING NEWS: SoBig attack continues;
Experts: Linux best protection
By Staff Reporter
New York - Security experts are urging all Internet users to install Linux, dubbed as the only solution for removal and prevention of the deadly SoBig virus. John Stevens, security expert at Canata Research Inc,. said even though "we never endorse a security product, in Linux's case, not only us but the industry as a whole has praised the product." Stevens said Linux uses a technique which doesn't execute virus-riddled attachments.

Linux, street priced at $0, is available at the exact same price: free. Vendors say this is their way of helping ease the solution by providing the software at no charge.

In addition, experts across the industry are pleading users to convey this news to friends and family members in hopes that this will have a global influence on the spread of this virus.
 
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